From the Mouths of PK's

Humorous PK reflections on religion and science.

On religion:

  • Noah's wife was called loan of Ark.
  • Noah built an ark, which the animals came on to in pears.
  • David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
  • He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
  • The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
  • One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was also a taximan.

On biology

  • Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars.
  • Mushrooms always grow in damp places, and so they look like umbrellas.

On science:

  • Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it's brother against brother.
  • Clouds are high-flying fogs.
  • Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
  • Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.
  • Rain is saved up in cloud banks
  • A blizzard is when it snows sideways.
  • A hurricane is a breeze of a bigly size